You are the stench and scum of the Earth. Many cultures regard you as an "untouchable". As you are hopelessly impure, enjoy it while you can.
Your score indicates that you are extremely perverted and have little hope for improvement. Oh well, we can't all be saints.
Your score indicates that you are above 70% impure! Although there have been some instances of improvement, it is very unlikely.
According to your test results, you are a borderline dirty and nasty person. Since you have no hope for being holy, be as wretched as you want.
Your score indicates that you have the purity of the everyday American. In order to avoid such a bleak and dreary existence, decrease your impure activities and walk on the razor's edge or sin more and have some fun.
Your score indicates that you are a somewhat pure person. You still have hope for some form of spiritual enlightenment, albeit it is slim.
Your score indicates that you are relatively pure. Although you cannot afford to sin anymore and still hope to lead a meaningful existence, you are now in good standing.
While not the purest person in the world, you still would do well to live a life of peaceful contemplation.
Your test results indicate that you are more pure than most people. Have you ever considered a monastery?
Your score indicates that you are probably lying, and should be ashamed of yourself. If you are not lying, you should declare yourself a diety or something.
